CCCIII - Mannequins, by night

Red Dirt Girl speculated on the night time life of shop mannequins.  

I had a few answers

Mannequins, by night.

Said the mannequin lass to her mate

"I so love the way you gyrate

But control your exertion

During the insertion,

As the splinters are the things that I hate."

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Said the mannequin lass to her boy,

When he showed her his pride and joy,

“While it’s against my grain

To whinge and complain,

Is that a toothpick or just a decoy?”

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 “Do you mind if I smoke when we’re through?”

Said the Hickory man to the girl of Yew.

 She replied “If our coition

Will result in ignition,

Perhaps just a hand job would do?”

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Two mannequins escaped from their lashes

And engaged in the most passionate clashes.

The heat of their desire

Set their bodies on fire

And by morning their dreams were all ashes.

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Mannequins are by day statuesque;

But by night they behave Romanesque.

One wooden-limbed swine

Took a young lady of pine

And nailed her, on the manager’s desk.

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© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery

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