Thursday, October 17, 2013

623 : No wonder he never married.


Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week were daunting, fastidious & intensify.

No wonder he never married.

A habit that’s daunting to relate,
Intensified to a daily debate:
With precision most hideous,
The guy was fastidious
How peas were arranged on his plate.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013
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14 comments:

  1. Mind your peas and accuse.

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  2. Well, you could mash them. Or him.

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  3. not a reason not to marry but funny none the less

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  4. Blend them well you did. And it is little wonder no one married him!

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  5. Very well done with a touch of humor.

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  6. As food can be overdone so can its appearance.

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  7. I would marry this man tomorrow
    And in his perfectly arranged peas I would wallow
    If only he would learn to talk
    Instead of conversing with a tuning fork

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    1. Some men vibrate. Others just tremble.

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    2. Stop being such a terrible tease. You know what that does to me.

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  8. This was so funny ~ Enjoy your vacation ~

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