Sunday, July 10, 2016

875 - Oh Gold! Oh Gold! Oh...oh...oh!


The Australian Government is providing 
Zika-proof condoms to our Olympic athletes.

It seemed the stuff of limericks.


Oh My Gold! Oh My Gold! Oh...Oh...Oh!

The Olympics will shortly begin,
With a latex protective skin.
It’s a Zika protection
For the sporting erection—
The neatest correct entry will win.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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14 comments:

  1. I hope this is an individual medley and not a team event.

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  2. Laughing! Safe athletics.

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  3. Ha... yes I have heard about secondary infection... but i guess you cannot protect yourself from mosquitoes unless the condom is very big.

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  4. Oh my!! Thanks for the laugh. I'm at a loss for any other words! Thanks for sharing.

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  5. This is an instant classic!

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  6. What a riot! So funny! I love limericks.

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  7. The sporting erection, LOL.

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  8. Nice & funny
    (don't forget to put it on before the runs...)

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