tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post5189532977837212082..comments2024-03-29T07:13:00.641+11:00Comments on Notes on a Serviette: 643 : The Office Christmas PartyJ Cosmo Newberyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-67382120694721325272013-12-16T13:42:55.992+11:002013-12-16T13:42:55.992+11:00Made me chuckle glad I dont go to office parties. ...Made me chuckle glad I dont go to office parties. Never have.Bethe77https://www.blogger.com/profile/07908965956063875893noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-75650639493479626482013-12-15T10:48:45.743+11:002013-12-15T10:48:45.743+11:00Perhaps Hustler would be a better choice!Perhaps Hustler would be a better choice!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-87984403757621918342013-12-15T10:46:43.842+11:002013-12-15T10:46:43.842+11:00Cosmo magazine being an abbreviation for Cosmopoli...Cosmo magazine being an abbreviation for Cosmopolitan Magazine.rallentandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06980559347805844568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-79478567098640371802013-12-15T04:12:18.408+11:002013-12-15T04:12:18.408+11:00I am so so so glad...yes, so glad...that I don'...I am so so so glad...yes, so glad...that I don't have to attend any office Christmas gatherings. Self-employment has it's perks! :)TALONhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03205633556998220372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-36302101486406996582013-12-14T21:45:13.410+11:002013-12-14T21:45:13.410+11:00Yeah ....I thought so...you wont be the only targe...Yeah ....I thought so...you wont be the only target...there will be others. They are very predictable.rallentandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06980559347805844568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-61194851359385454422013-12-14T18:42:10.241+11:002013-12-14T18:42:10.241+11:00Funny that you should say that...Funny that you should say that...J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-3635748812119788632013-12-14T17:32:14.978+11:002013-12-14T17:32:14.978+11:00If that had happened to me I would have smacked th...If that had happened to me I would have smacked the guy's face but your hands are tied so to speak. Gosh women with power have a strange ideas on how to attract a man these days. I would be very surprised if this person is literate apart from reading glossy Cosmo magazines or visiting internet porn sites, informing of how to tie your man up in fifteen different positions with chains whilst spanking your lesbian lover with wet tea towels:) We live in a very strange world and I'm sorry you have to work with this creep!<br />These types do not accept rejection kindly so I bet you have suffered consequences as a result.rallentandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06980559347805844568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-28999861639796630022013-12-14T14:00:07.614+11:002013-12-14T14:00:07.614+11:00lollolMademoiselle Modellehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15451207941086886046noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-52395626235531109132013-12-14T00:06:12.283+11:002013-12-14T00:06:12.283+11:00yikes...yikes...aspiritofsimplicityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14870339828098281415noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-47387144904426616212013-12-13T21:39:40.524+11:002013-12-13T21:39:40.524+11:00No debts owed there! :-PNo debts owed there! :-PJ Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-51391645518680718082013-12-13T21:38:50.064+11:002013-12-13T21:38:50.064+11:00Dull.Dull.J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-16651458815742130422013-12-13T21:38:33.322+11:002013-12-13T21:38:33.322+11:00And Christmas crackers. But no bang from this one...And Christmas crackers. But no bang from this one.J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-36419030192639030472013-12-13T16:22:14.251+11:002013-12-13T16:22:14.251+11:00You are lucky that after so many years of sexual h...You are lucky that after so many years of sexual harassment you got off lightly last year. She could have added "I owed you that!" Old Egghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14727444489103758018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-59894989285527439602013-12-13T13:07:09.225+11:002013-12-13T13:07:09.225+11:00that's a lawsuit waiting to happenthat's a lawsuit waiting to happenSheilagh Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13741333943021570641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-42754764301437430802013-12-13T11:46:01.722+11:002013-12-13T11:46:01.722+11:00Jumper and nipple guards are the ones they avoid f...Jumper and nipple guards are the ones they avoid for a fun party! Hilarious as always, Cosmo!<br /><br />Hankkaykualahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03240206222973305395noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-3714554390124614192013-12-13T07:27:18.846+11:002013-12-13T07:27:18.846+11:00My office party will consist of me and my two furr...My office party will consist of me and my two furry rascals. Seeing they love sitting up close and personal to my keyboard, I feel it's my due to throw them a party!<br /><br />Did you read my Singapore story, Cosmo? I know there are five chapters of it...so you might need a coffee...or a couple of glasses of wine and a quiet corner! ;)Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15835982875620956300noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-90711552948373107332013-12-13T06:56:53.363+11:002013-12-13T06:56:53.363+11:00That's scary! Did you feel recognized?That's scary! Did you feel recognized?Maude Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03669688074743095866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-71052620697821574192013-12-13T02:24:59.323+11:002013-12-13T02:24:59.323+11:00Ha ha - I'm not going to our office party toni...Ha ha - I'm not going to our office party tonight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-45220044635092253282013-12-13T00:07:19.128+11:002013-12-13T00:07:19.128+11:00Intriguing....but let's know how was party...p...Intriguing....but let's know how was party...pl..humbirdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00106270909713851811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-60545182443115203962013-12-12T23:37:32.280+11:002013-12-12T23:37:32.280+11:00There are Christmas bonuses, and there are Christm...There are Christmas bonuses, and there are Christmas boners. Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06032033918798053005noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-11262067708841556862013-12-12T23:07:11.840+11:002013-12-12T23:07:11.840+11:00Ah. Good point.Ah. Good point.J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-1363168686708825482013-12-12T23:03:08.411+11:002013-12-12T23:03:08.411+11:00No.No.J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-41787734583946454812013-12-12T23:01:48.902+11:002013-12-12T23:01:48.902+11:00Personally I don't know what you are complaini...Personally I don't know what you are complaining about. Did she have warm hands?Silly Old Moohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03497885715156326879noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-7353667459449291802013-12-12T23:00:13.570+11:002013-12-12T23:00:13.570+11:00Should nip this sort of thing in the bud.Should nip this sort of thing in the bud.Sanchohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17621938013832239491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-43441118418599175712013-12-12T22:38:58.557+11:002013-12-12T22:38:58.557+11:00If the situation were reversed the consequences fo...If the situation were reversed the consequences for you would be dire.. A movie called<br />"Disclosure" with Demi Moore and Michael Douglas is about this sort of situation where a male worker sues his female boss for sexual harassment. Those see through shirts you wear must be driving the poor woman mad with desire or she could be just weird :)<br /><br /> You cannot have management tweaking colleagues' nipples in the workplace.It sets a bad example. Once one gets away with it that's how it starts...an outbreak of collegiate nipple tweaking erupts. I hope you are sending her a nice new strait jacket for Christmas and making a donation to the loony bin where she is having ' extended leave'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com