tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post6141540385901594908..comments2024-03-24T14:31:58.662+11:00Comments on Notes on a Serviette: CLVIII - Mischief & FunJ Cosmo Newberyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-25165887188867444702009-12-24T10:45:16.817+11:002009-12-24T10:45:16.817+11:00J...If you are checking in now and then...I just w...J...If you are checking in now and then...I just wanted to wish you a very Merry Christmas down there! I hope 2010 is a banner year for you.<br /><br />DanDan Felsteadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04917775645881312007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-3675464892469094482009-12-16T23:44:30.871+11:002009-12-16T23:44:30.871+11:00Frisky fun... you're full of it, J Cosmo. Good...Frisky fun... you're full of it, J Cosmo. Good luck with the hot tub. You can have mine if you want it. ;)Sometimes Sophiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10053598560687202583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-89196744688683016152009-12-14T00:04:16.809+11:002009-12-14T00:04:16.809+11:00Oh my - I really must wax my legs! ;-)Oh my - I really must wax my legs! ;-)LadyFihttp://ladyfi.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-77844877750107693472009-12-13T22:25:45.483+11:002009-12-13T22:25:45.483+11:00I think I am going to have to put in a hot tub.I think I am going to have to put in a hot tub.J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-18406340492755516692009-12-13T21:51:27.520+11:002009-12-13T21:51:27.520+11:00Cute poem J Cosmo, you are a cheeky fellow. :)
I ...Cute poem J Cosmo, you are a cheeky fellow. :)<br /><br />I don't shave<br />yet my legs are hair-free<br />smooth and silky<br />that's how all girls should be<br />and I can think of more fun<br />things to do in the bath<br />if someone<br />would care to join me... ♡diannehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06171808338793139579noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-17002068048328535922009-12-13T13:32:41.962+11:002009-12-13T13:32:41.962+11:00the soap would be me
the stubble, perhaps she?
I c...the soap would be me<br />the stubble, perhaps she?<br />I couldn't really say.<br />(and maybe shouldn't if I again want to play)<br />But shall just clean both. How would that be?bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484125049735629611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-43599014213057081332009-12-13T08:21:21.860+11:002009-12-13T08:21:21.860+11:00Hey! There's a soap and stubble ring in my ba...Hey! There's a soap and stubble ring in my bath!J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-34366679443124908452009-12-13T05:32:13.498+11:002009-12-13T05:32:13.498+11:00(click click, squeaky door opens, boneman peeks ar...(click click, squeaky door opens, boneman peeks around it)<br />By the way, nice song, sir!<br />(door closes, bare feet run off into the mist of blogland)bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484125049735629611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-32718100597117006232009-12-13T04:44:37.813+11:002009-12-13T04:44:37.813+11:00Got it, babe.
Hurry up now...Mr. Newbery has guest...Got it, babe.<br />Hurry up now...Mr. Newbery has guests...<br />Is that the Prime Minister?bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484125049735629611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-65772866460071738652009-12-13T04:37:55.543+11:002009-12-13T04:37:55.543+11:00where's my towel??!where's my towel??!Jeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099808690177823190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-57282607427401062122009-12-13T00:11:42.872+11:002009-12-13T00:11:42.872+11:00oops!
Hon, I think we may be in the wrong house......oops!<br />Hon, I think we may be in the wrong house...<br />Uh, sorry, Mr. Newbery...uh, we kind'a got caught up in the moment..<br />d=)) d:-)<br />we'll just slip out this way...<br />(sounds of four wet, naked feet running off into the distance)bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484125049735629611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-61593722415139774762009-12-12T14:43:05.718+11:002009-12-12T14:43:05.718+11:00Hang on a minute. Who's in the bath with who ...Hang on a minute. Who's in the bath with who here? <br /><br />I get the distinct feeling I am missing out on something smooth and sloshy.J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-28677959784782004792009-12-12T12:52:11.764+11:002009-12-12T12:52:11.764+11:00well, then I'll bring a razor with me...
uh-oh...well, then I'll bring a razor with me...<br />uh-oh...there's the rubbonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484125049735629611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-4918122924024501542009-12-12T12:49:48.468+11:002009-12-12T12:49:48.468+11:00no slapping from me, love.
just a bit of sloshing ...no slapping from me, love.<br />just a bit of sloshing in the tub.<br /><br />d;-)Jeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099808690177823190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-45111372082740442702009-12-12T12:45:39.940+11:002009-12-12T12:45:39.940+11:00uh....
Please nevermind, dear
It doesn't mat...uh....<br /> Please nevermind, dear<br />It doesn't matter when you're near<br />But the advice given maybe lacking...<br />I think if tried, may get some slapping.bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484125049735629611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-31581258730678558232009-12-12T12:43:52.543+11:002009-12-12T12:43:52.543+11:00HA!
Will you?
d=))HA!<br />Will you?<br />d=))bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484125049735629611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-30055732559758118742009-12-12T12:36:35.151+11:002009-12-12T12:36:35.151+11:00Draw a luxurious bubble bath and lure her in. Shav...Draw a luxurious bubble bath and lure her in. Shave her legs for her.<br />Slowly and carefully.<br />I think you will be pleasantly surprised.<br /><br />;-)Jeanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02099808690177823190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-6013582849785360632009-12-12T12:25:35.788+11:002009-12-12T12:25:35.788+11:00I'm not sure
Is a shaver really the cure?
Why ...I'm not sure<br />Is a shaver really the cure?<br />Why not give in, give a yield,<br />and enjoy what you can from a full field?bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484125049735629611noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-76943559790890731142009-12-12T12:24:51.981+11:002009-12-12T12:24:51.981+11:00Perv ;)
But it's way better than those stupid...Perv ;)<br /><br />But it's way better than those stupid "Christmas Shoes" and "Jesus Take the Wheel" songs!Dianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16637670293642285740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-56285211061858096252009-12-12T12:16:49.947+11:002009-12-12T12:16:49.947+11:00I shall use this with good cheer this year!I shall use this with good cheer this year!Jennershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08044537551139633301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-35267471140553366932009-12-12T12:11:37.847+11:002009-12-12T12:11:37.847+11:00As long as you sing
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© J Cosmo Newbery
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as ...As long as you sing <br />---<br />© J Cosmo Newbery<br />---<br />as well.J Cosmo Newberyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459976320205444628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-30233877.post-78420234060053831662009-12-12T09:40:10.596+11:002009-12-12T09:40:10.596+11:00Well, that version would make the wretched superma...Well, that version would make the wretched supermarket carols more bearable. Can I sing it aloud?Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11236459315155380910noreply@blogger.com