XXX - Blissful ignorance.

Painting: Steven Kenny

I have been interviewed by the delightful Lillie.
(For details, see after the last question.)

Lillie's First Question:
Many of us are aware of your fierce contest last summer for the affections of a fair maiden.
Unfortunately, you were publicly beaten by a dog, and apparently consoled yourself with a trip to Italy with yet another woman.

My readers are wondering how Mrs. Newbery responded to these events and how you have arranged your marriage to allow for such events?

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Ignorance is bliss.

Mrs N. knows not the women who divert me
She would, if she knew, desert me.
It is, forsooth,
A simple truth
What she doesn’t know wont hurt me.

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© J Cosmo Newbery
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XXIX - My cup runneth over.

Lillie's Second Question:
You seem a man of leisure, with abundant time for wine, women, poetry and acerbic comments.
How are you able to financially support such an exotic lifestyle?

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I'm a kept man.
To the tune of 'Jimmy Crack Corn'

When I was young I set my eyes
On a master who was on the rise
And hitched my wagon to his star
Now I’m never short of Pinot Noir.

Chorus
I’m a kept man, and I don’t care.
I’m a kept man, and I don’t care.
I’m a kept man, and I don’t care.
I’ve never paid my way.

I would go with my master abroad;
While he was seeking his reward
I would write poetry in the bar
With a fine glass of Pinot Noir

Chorus

Very little my master forbids
I even fathered all his kids
For that there was no feather or tar
He blamed it on the Pinot Noir

Chorus

My master is so kind and giving
This is the best way of making a living,
It’s wondrous that its lasted this far
I toast the heavens with my Pinot Noir.

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© J Cosmo Newbery
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XXVIII - Regrets

Lillie's Third Question:
What has been your greatest regret?

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Mr Newbery regrets.

Do I have regrets? You bet I do!
You can’t live life without a few:
They trail behind like gulls with a trawler.

And some, yes, have made me weep
and robbed me of my precious sleep
As an incessantly nagging midnight caller.

Some hang so heavy and others less stern
But the past has gone and cannot return
You can but face the future smarter, hopeful, taller.

Regrets are the flotsam of a life well played,
Accept that fact and be not dismayed;
My revealing mine wont make them smaller.

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© J Cosmo Newbery
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XXVII - A dear friend.

Lillie's Fourth Question:
What qualities do you look for in a friend?

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A Dear Friend

A friend is warm, a friend is caring
A friend is loving and there for sharing
Full bodied, ripe and nicely rounded
A friend gives pleasure, quite unbounded.

A friend will listen, a friend will care,
A friend supports you, with heart laid bare.
Loyal, encouraging, lending a hand,
A friend is precious, they understand.

A friend is soft, a friend is giving
A friend makes life, and love, worth living.
A friend will come from near or far,
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Pinot Noir.

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© J Cosmo Newbery
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XXVI - Immortal or just well preserved.

The original J Cosmo Newbery
Lillie's Fifth Question:
What would you most like to be remembered for?

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Thirsting for fame.

Unlike my precursor, J Cosmo the first
So proud he could bust, or possibly burst
I wish it known, both near and far,
That I really loved my Pinot Noir
And that no-one said "He died of thirst".

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© J Cosmo Newbery
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XXV - A sonnet to a favourite word.

Bonus question: What is your favorite word?

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Double Edged

When I was asked for my favourite word
I chose, with no trace of hesitation
What I think is surely the most absurd
Example in all communication.

My word, you see, is quaintly double edged
And most slyly deceptive from the start;
Its values are perverse and coyly hedged.
It firstly means divide or split apart.

Straight forward enough, separate and lift.
Visions come of satin, silk and leather.
But calm your bosom and don’t be so swift:
Its second meaning is to stick together.

To cut or to join, it’s hard to believe
But my favourite word, of course, is ‘cleave’.

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© J Cosmo Newbery
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