A work colleague tried to tell me that Swedish Mooses
were one of the biggest sources of greenhouse gases on the planet.
I disagreed, of course, but a limerick seemed appropriate.
Once in a blue moose…
A moose that lives in cold Sweden
Does little ‘xcept feedin’ and breedin’,
It’s said that its farting
Is thoroughly disheartening
And speeds the ice cap’s recedin’
© J Cosmo Newbery 2013