Repost - As game as they come.

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Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us. 
Here are my efforts this week:


A woman who always seemed game
Developed spots with a long Latin name.
She'd got infected
After sex unprotected;
But was at a loss to know who was to blame.

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© 2017 J Cosmo Newbery

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1127 - Lifting Spirits.

Lifting Spirits.

A man with a depressive disease,

Searched for a 'sadness reprise',

He was in need of a lift

And got a surprise gift

From a lift lady, busting to please.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1123 - The Cure

The Cure

To cure it, said the Doctor from Saigon,

Chew underwear until it is gone.

But with signs undiminished,

The thong was now finished

Yet the malady still lingered on.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1121 - Retirement Plan

Retirement Plan

A harlot who worked the north shore

Learned how to avoid being poor:

You must be completely discrete,

You must be compliant and sweet,

You must take photos of clients in the raw.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1118 - Brunetti

Brunetti

A lady who ate her spaghetti,

Naked, in a small kitchenetti,

Said “I don’t claim to be posh,

There’s less clothing to wash—

I’m not a blonde, I’m a brunetti.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1117 - Waistline

Waistline

A girl who developed a taste

To be friendly, rather than chaste,

Was a romp in the bed

But it went to her head

And then it went to her waist.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1113 - Jail House Blues

Jail House Blues

The was an old harlot from Wales

Who visited her patrons in goals,

“But when I asked the police

About an early release

Their refusal affected my sales.”

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1112 - Horsing Around

Horsing Around

There once was a lady who whipped

The men with whom she had stripped:

“When it comes to a layer

I prefer a good stayer,

And I geld those poorly equipped.” 

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1109 - Cups of Plenty

Cups of Plenty

A girl with enlargements, recreational,

Found her cups overflowed, sensational.

But the stress on her shoulders

From supporting such boulders

Made jogging, at best, aspirational.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1104 - High on the Hill

High on the Hill

Once on a hill lived a lonely goatherd

He had a fling with a lovely Swiss bird.

She gave him a thrill

While high on that hill

But his yodeling was all that the town heard.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1103 - Beer & Skittles

Beer & Skittles

As the bill paying time grew near,

The lady stripped off all her gear,

She then lay on the table

Until her partner said “Mabel,

The money is to pay for the beer.”

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1098 - How do you want your eggs in the morning?

How do you want your eggs in the morning?

She invited him to stay overnight

And they engaged in the dance of delight.

She awoke the next day

In the family way,

And with her Romeo nowhere in sight.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1047 - Marrow Minded

Marrow Minded

There was a young woman from Harrow

Who had intimate sex with a marrow.

But when given a leek

She just gave out a squeak

Saying “Plenty of length but too narrow.”

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1044 - Dewey Code 306.7

Dewey Code 306.7

A librarian, sweet and good looking,

Checked out books on history or cooking

And at the back of aisle ten

She checked out the men

With no need to make a booking.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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1042 - Not a Tea Shirt.

Not a Tea Shirt.

When the weather was excessively cold

Her t-shirt was a sight to behold.

While it spelled out “AA”

In an outstanding way,

It drove many to drink, I am told.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017

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