Monday, March 26, 2012

CCLXXXV - A girl who was very uptight.

.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
 A girl who was very uptight
When her boyfriend asked if he might,
With the utmost of care,
Fondle her sweet pair,
Found the feeling to be a delight.

© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery
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  1. This is not being fondling, as I am being aware of it.

  2. LOL!

    This reminds me of a friend of my grandpa's - there was a group of them who'd sit around drinking in the evenings, get some poker going and out of nowhere this dude would spout the lewdest randiest shit you've ever heard, and rhyme it all. One of my favorites was about a goat and a duck getting it on with a farmer's daughter. Oh, for childhood!

  3. I'm sure his intentions are for research projects only xx

  4. Now, I would love to get my hands on a research project like that!

  5. LOL! Wonderfully funny.

  6. Blushing as I chuckle!

  7. Fondling has been a pastime as old as time. It was fashionable before as it is now! Great write!


  8. OOh, the fondling :)
    Very important sensations.
    Great little piece


  9. I see you haven't changed much either, Sir Cosmo.

    This limerick brings back memories.

    Only memories.


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