Wednesday, May 01, 2013

505 : A fellow would frequently hum...


Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
the rest is up to us.

The "Te Deum" I was thinking of was Charpentier's.

A fellow would frequently hum
A few bars of the “Te Deum”
To settle his nerves
As he fondled the curves
Of his (or another's!) wife’s bum.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013
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13 comments:

  1. That's your wife's bum??

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    1. Well, no...not really.

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    2. Ha! A legend in your own shower recess!

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    3. Fair go! It was just put there for illustrative purposes.

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    4. Right. And you know what it illustrates, don't you!

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    5. A good eye for an illustrative bum?

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  2. Your limericks are always funny. I decided to post one myself..

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  3. LOL! Thanks for your fun contribution to this week's Limerick-Off. And I love the illustration! :)

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  4. Hmmmm. Well, yes.

    Peace and joy! (I know; you had a piece of Joy and . . . oh, never mind.)
    Bears Noting
    Life in the Urban Forest (poetry)

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  5. Well done and nice bum.

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  7. Ohum! What a bummer! That sure is some bum!

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