Monday, June 08, 2015

789 - Erectile Dysfunction


Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, this week it is “pad”.
The rest is up to us.


Erectile Dysfunction

They thought that the Rajah was mad
For building a solid gold pad.
This golden emporium
And fornicatorium
Used all of the money they had.

The place was built to rehearse
Karma Sutra, chapter and verse,
But the exertion required
Meant that the Rajah expired:
Premature ejaculation, 
Only worse.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2015
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20 comments:

  1. I am thinking that this is being the Rajah's happy dispatch to the afterlife that is being his finest moment, in the sweet caresses of his concubines, is it not being so?

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  2. So he went before he came?

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  3. Ha. to bad for the Rajah and his people, money wasted on his bad performance.

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  4. All are made for him but sadly he faltered at the wrong moment! Whew! Well penned Cosmo!

    Hank

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  5. Looks like he couldn't handle all that was before him! Beautifully executed :)

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  6. i never did understand premature ejaculation. what's that mean? that if it comes 'too soon' then there is a diminished value? what is it based on? either too soon or on time or too late, there's still pleasure involved, no? or am i being selfish?

    please someone 'esplen' to me

    oh, good piece though

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    1. It's a bit of a play on the premature exit of the poor Rajah. Sorry to confuse you.

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    2. AnonymousJune 11, 2015

      Don't explain your jokes, Cos.

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  7. Haha! Fornicatorium!

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  8. LOL witty witty

    much love...

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  9. Sometimes, as mother said, the eyes are bigger than the stomach.

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  10. mwahahaha! Well penned :D

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  11. Cheeky and terribly clever. Fornicatiorium...So unexpected and so spot on!

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  12. Haha. Fun read! "Fornicatorium"! :-D

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  13. I'm very glad to know I'm not the only one roaring at "Fornicatorium". Brilliant! and hysterical. :-D

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  14. This is hilarious!

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  15. This is downright comical.....love it :-)

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