Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘frank’.
There was a young fellow named Frank
Whose hair was both matted and lank.
Those who ventured too near him
Were driven to shear him,
As, to put it politely, it stank.
A woman who liked a good spank
Was ugly, to be brutally frank,
But the curve of her bum
Was appealing to some
And she improved, the more that they drank.
© J Cosmo Newbery 2016