Sunday, January 31, 2016

847 - Quite Frank


Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘frank’.


Quite Frank

There was a young fellow named Frank
Whose hair was both matted and lank.
Those who ventured too near him 
Were driven to shear him,
As, to put it politely, it stank.


A woman who liked a good spank
Was ugly, to be brutally frank,
But the curve of her bum
Was appealing to some
And she improved, the more that they drank.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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9 comments:

  1. You always excel with your limericks.

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  2. Ha ha...fun limericks..feel rather sad for those two though.

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  3. I must have had a lot to drink – she looks rather luscious to me.

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  4. Gosh! These are a lot of fun.

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  5. Limericks are fun... i might have to do some one day... :-)

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  6. your limericks are wonderful and playful. you slapped the lovely buns on this one

    gracias (hick-up !)

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  7. (っ◕‿◕)っ Well done!!!

    much love...

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