Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘seal’.
Be warned: limericks are meant to be a bit naughty.
A old harlot who used oatmeal
Said it helped her clients a great deal:
“They enjoy the effects
During vigorous sex
As they get a much better seal”.
A mermaid let out a big squeal
When waking, post party, with a seal.
Said the seal “Never fret,
We just had a light pet—
The real damage was done by the eel.”
© J Cosmo Newbery 2016