Sunday, July 31, 2016

882 - Lean Cuisine


Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.
This week the word is ‘lean’.


Lean Cuisine

A man who had developed a lean,
Put the blame on a lousy cuisine.
But his breakfast was fine,
And his dinner, benign—
It was all of the drinks in between.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016
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25 comments:

  1. I'm shocked! A clean limerick! Are you not well?

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    1. He has come down with a dose of Victorian gloom. Send him some of Flo's pumpkin scones!

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    2. With lots of butter, please.

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  2. Perhaps he should have another
    before he goes home to his mother

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  3. :)
    I heard similar excuses from my mother.

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  4. LOL... limericks are fun!!

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  5. What a fantastic hoot! I'm grinning like a lunatic. And nodding in the wildest of ways. ;-D

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  6. limericks never fail to amuse me, well done here too

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  7. You are always good for a laugh J. Cosmo.

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  8. Ha!
    You are ever so droll today!

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  9. haha - I am still laughing this was delightful and I needed a good laugh. Thanks for the smile :)

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  10. Been long since I read a limerick. :-D This one got a chuckle, that turned into a laugh. :D thank u, JCN.

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  11. This was fun, but the best is Lee's comment. Hee hee.

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  12. Ha. Yes, those drinks will do it.
    Enjoyed this!

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  13. He would have to exercise better control on his drinking and not eating habits. limericks with humor is great!

    http://imagery77.blogspot.my/2016/07/trained-his-sights-on-those-wanting.html

    Hank

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