Sunday, May 21, 2017

1021 - Careful Driving.


Mad Kane poses a regular limerick challenge.
The key word this week is ‘ride’.


Careful Driving

A less than demure young bride,
Took care when going for a ride.
The bumps on the road
Could dislodge her load:
Spectacular but not dignified.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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10 comments:

  1. Actually I think it is a prom sort of affair, not a wedding.

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  2. I suspect that a hiccup would discharge the load. Her living bra is deceased.

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  3. Wife took me on Ferris Wheel ride
    My terror was real hard to hide
    Long till I forget
    What stomachs omit
    Till wife let me sit on inside

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  4. You must get the rhythm right, Martin:

    A succession of boys then applied
    To take the young girl for a ride.
    She permitted their requests
    To snuggle in her breasts
    But six of them drowned when they tried.

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  5. Poor girl. Talk about an accident, waiting to happen.

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  6. Oh my goodness. I have clearly lived too long, what a wedding dress. Understatement not a big thing with her...lol.

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  7. The bumps on the road .... oh my. I'm speechless - Can't stop laughing to think this is actually real - and sadly it is, I'm sure.

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  8. Wardrobe malfunction alert!

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  9. Oops I would say... but I guess she wanted to show her assets

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