Sunday, June 25, 2017

1040 - Bum Voyage!


Midweek Motif: yoga


Bum Voyage!

A yogi, when asked to explain why
She contorted and twisted, would reply:
“So when that US boor
Starts a nuclear war
I can kiss my own bum good-bye!”
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2017
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13 comments:

  1. My wife doesn’t push me around
    Since way of the yogi she found
    For a gentler song
    Helps couples prolong
    And now by a strong leash I’m bound

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  2. Ha ha! I wonder, did you make this up for the poem or did someone really say that? Kind of scary in today's climate.

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  3. Being a yoga pracitioner myself, this made me laogh out load. Fantastic.

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  4. The beauty of yoga! Love the humor Cosmo!

    Hank

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  5. Ha! Loved! Loved! loved! And, no, I'm fighting rather than kissing my tuchus goodbye!

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  6. I love the humour in this!

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  7. I could hug you right now. This is glorious.

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  8. I love this the most!!! Let's print it on yoga mats and have a yoga-in on the Capitol.

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  9. That would be a good reason... better than most.

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