Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
To all in tents...
There was an old bugger named Jim
Who headed to the coast on a whim.
With three ladies in tow
There was no way to know
What the Fates had in store for him!
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See you in a fortnight. Perhaps.
Thank you.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your fortnight (away?).
Not very well hidden. Doesn't J stand for James? Innocent? Well, yeah, there's a problem.
ReplyDeleteWell spotted.
DeleteOld bugger Jim was so brave
ReplyDeleteI hope he did not misbehave
When he behaved like a knave
Yellow Card! Bit rough saying I behaved like a knave. Haven't even left home yet. I plan to be the perfect gentleman. What Fortuna has in store is yet to be revealed.
DeleteAren't I the knave?
Delete@Sancho Panza: You are being the knave of a knave. A knave of the second ranking.
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