Magpie Tales had the above poster as a prompt.
The Bike
In a thin gown,
She rode through the town,
And declared that it gave her a thrill.
She didn’t straddle
But rode it side-saddle
A trick that only works down hill.
She took great delight
To ride in sunlight
But exposed her breasts when it was shady.
While a bike is okay,
To be transported away
I’d much rather be riding the lady.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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The Bike
In a thin gown,
She rode through the town,
And declared that it gave her a thrill.
She didn’t straddle
But rode it side-saddle
A trick that only works down hill.
She took great delight
To ride in sunlight
But exposed her breasts when it was shady.
While a bike is okay,
To be transported away
I’d much rather be riding the lady.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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A clever and delightful poem for a Sunday morning dear J Cosmo!
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What an interesting poem, in response to an interesting prompt. Both very revealing.
ReplyDeleteFun and a little sassy!
ReplyDeleteA bit risqué Mr Newbery. Have you been hitting the cask red?
ReplyDeleteCosmo,
ReplyDeleteA lot many guys would want to ride the same. A good cheeky piece!
And what may I ask is God's gift to women?
(responding to your visit to my 'Starlet' with thanks)
Oh...la..la....
ReplyDeleteLOL. Very entertaining :)
ReplyDeleteVery witty indeed!
ReplyDeleteCosmo,
ReplyDeleteI think we'll just leave it at that. The only thing I know now is that you'll be a regular peek and I've put myself on as a follower. Cheers!
Hank
hey, a cheeky beggar. I like cheeky.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! This is the first thing of yours I have read; now I'm curious about 'Banana Risotto.'
ReplyDeleteBeen reading Sweet Chilli Sauce - Nigerians. I was curled up :) I am heading back there soon for more entertainment. I loved the Mavis Bramston one. I'm passing it on to friends too.
ReplyDeletelol! So lyrical and so well done. She might be able to expose her breasts more regularly if she used sunscreen ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, well done!
ReplyDeleteYou're so right...side saddle would only work downhill. Love it.
ReplyDeleteFun verse. Great punchline!
ReplyDeleteInteresting piece... like the twist at the end.
ReplyDeleteI love the clever ending!
ReplyDeleteLove it !
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