.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
I got overly excited and did three.
A girl who was fast on her feet
Would streak every day down the street
The men were delighted
But the women were united
In calling her far from discrete.
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A girl who was fast on her feet,
Outran all the guys, when on heat.
“As much as I enjoy
A romp with a boy
I don’t want to be out on the street”.
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A girl who was fast on her feet
Was at port to welcome the fleet
This speedy young beauty
Thought it her duty
To discharge any sailor she’d meet.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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I got overly excited and did three.
A girl who was fast on her feet
Would streak every day down the street
The men were delighted
But the women were united
In calling her far from discrete.
◊◊◊
A girl who was fast on her feet,
Outran all the guys, when on heat.
“As much as I enjoy
A romp with a boy
I don’t want to be out on the street”.
◊◊◊
A girl who was fast on her feet
Was at port to welcome the fleet
This speedy young beauty
Thought it her duty
To discharge any sailor she’d meet.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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The limericks? Memorable. But the photo? The stuff of nightmares.
ReplyDeleteThat's going to startle anyone who peeks at your blog at work!
ReplyDeleteOK. OK. I have blanked out some of the pretty pink bits.
ReplyDelete"Fast on her feet" is good. Let's leave it at that!! i liked all three.
ReplyDeleteLOL! This is the first I'm seeing these. You're on a roll. :) Thanks for joining in.
ReplyDeleteAwwww Snap!
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