Red Dirt Girl put up some photos that were in search of a limerick.How could I not oblige?
The elephant thought the guy cute
As he stood naked in front of the brute.
"But your trunk is so small,
It's of no use at all
For jobs like picking up fruit."
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A lady who was pubicly cleared
Lamented "It's just as I feared.
The absence of hair
(Despite a cute pair)
Tends only to attract the quite weird.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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Lamented "It's just as I feared.
The absence of hair
(Despite a cute pair)
Tends only to attract the quite weird.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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J Cosmo, you are SO good! (Or should I say bad...LOL.) These two really woike me up this morning.
ReplyDeleteOh my - these were hilarious!
ReplyDeleteThese really gave me a laugh! How odd to be out photographing nude people with an elephant! LOL
ReplyDeleteLol kept me amused while I waited for my special bday lunch to be made :-) thank you
ReplyDeleteCosmo,
ReplyDeleteYou're the BEST! These are perfect.
Thank you,
xxx
See now, this is what I think they're SUPPOSED to be - clever, a little wicked, funny and fun! You did it all and the pictures don't hurt!
ReplyDeleteVery, very funny. But who woke up one day and thought, "I'm doing some photo's of nudes. What I really need to take is an elephant"?
ReplyDeleteHilarious and a bit naughty... love them!
ReplyDeleteLOL! A fun pair of limericks.
ReplyDeleteSuper impressive, George Bernard Shaw would agree that limericks need to be a bit obscene to truly by limericks. Interesting we get full frontal on the woman but not the man and I too wonder about the photographer.
ReplyDeleteThese were great. Very funny stuff. Great job. Thanks
ReplyDeletehaha...your trunk is too small...dont we get that enough already...smiles...and i dont mind the ... guess i am weird...smiles.
ReplyDeleteJ Cosmo!
ReplyDeleteYours are the BEST by far!
Simply put 'em in a jar
Spoon 'em
Can 'em
Cover with a coat of tar.
((And we will enjoy them NEXT winter?)
Hilarious...the elephant was right,you couldn't pick up fruit with it(all depends where you live I suppose:)
ReplyDeleteWow, loved these! The man and the elephant will have me giggling all night!
ReplyDeleteWhew, Cosmo, those limericks! Spot on!
ReplyDeletePachydermic and nude goings-on!
But I wonder what if
You'd been faced with a .gif
Of a big, woolly, wild mastodon?
Wonderful limerick rejoinder, Samuel!
ReplyDeleteBoth excellent, first brilliant!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]
Leave it to Cosmo! The witty guy always comes with gems. They are both hilarious. Thanks for sharing! Cosmo!
ReplyDeleteHank
Ah-ha-ha! Now that's what a limerick should do! I'm still laughing.
ReplyDeleteTwo great limericks you served
ReplyDeleteThe pictures were great and unreserved
And though she was running
I think it was cunning
To say her suitors were perved