.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
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The Wrong Bait
A fellow was trying to lead
A sweet young thing to bed, to breed.
“You’ve read poems for hours
And sent oodles of flowers
But, for chocolate, I would have readily agreed.”
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The Wrong Bait
A fellow was trying to lead
A sweet young thing to bed, to breed.
“You’ve read poems for hours
And sent oodles of flowers
But, for chocolate, I would have readily agreed.”
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© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery
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I suppose that diamonds might be some girls best friends but most of us will be anyone's for a bar of fruit and nut.
ReplyDeleteIn answer to your Q; riding a bike!
Oh no, my bad, you were being funny and I didn't get it :D
ReplyDeleteas long as its Lindt
ReplyDeletePerhaps he fishing for the wrong thing?
ReplyDeleteWe women are truly simple creatures underneath all the fuss ... chocolate does it for me everytime!
ReplyDeletexxx
LOL!
ReplyDeleteAh the power of chocolate!
The best things in life are chocolate.
ReplyDeletelol! This was awesome, J Cosmo. My hubby knows I love the bittersweet kind. :)
ReplyDeleteClever and sweet!! (Like chocolate.)
ReplyDeleteA diamond dripping in chocolate!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for your funny contribution to last week's Limerick-Off!
ReplyDeleteHmm. Chocolate is good, but chocolette is even better.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, the poems would've bagged me -- no chocolate needed!
Interesting. It is oddly allegorical although it may not have intended to be so. Very interesting.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the effect of many poets/perspectives. Hmmm. That says something about humanity as a whole doesn't it? :P
Nice!
Chocolate rules!
ReplyDeleteoh, God, why do I always feel like yelling out "BOOM BOOM!" at the end? So bloody Benny Hill. Or Dick Emery...
ReplyDeleteAre you doing the month thing again? C'mon...I loved it....:)
I like your blog.
ReplyDeleteHaha, oh that's brilliant. LOL.
ReplyDeleteYou should have saved this one for Valentine's Day. Speaking of which, what did you do for the lucky Mrs. Cosmo? Chocolate, poems and flowers? Not for lack of good breeding... ;)
ReplyDelete*Smiling* :-)
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