.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
Coincidentally, there is an ad campaign for Fat Yak Pale Ale on at the moment.
A man had a notable knack
Of leading the girls to the sack.
It wasn’t his finesse
That made them undress
But the fact he was hung like a Yak.
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A girl had a notable knack
Of ending the night on her back.
“I’ve thought about stopping
But it pays for the shopping
And my account is well in the black.”
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A man had a notable knack
Of endlessly praising his Mac.
When he refused calls to cease
He was covered in grease
And dropped off a pier in a sack.
Of leading the girls to the sack.
It wasn’t his finesse
That made them undress
But the fact he was hung like a Yak.
◊◊◊
A girl had a notable knack
Of ending the night on her back.
“I’ve thought about stopping
But it pays for the shopping
And my account is well in the black.”
◊◊◊
A man had a notable knack
Of endlessly praising his Mac.
When he refused calls to cease
He was covered in grease
And dropped off a pier in a sack.
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© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery
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Brilliant and witty as ever! :-)
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ReplyDeleteA man had a notable knack
Of endlessly praising his Mac.
When he kept blethering
He got a tar and feathering
And was dropped off a pier in a sack.
LOL! Thanks for joining in on my Limerick-Off with your fun batch of limericks!
ReplyDeleteSo funny! I love my Mac but I'll be very quiet about that fact...
ReplyDeleteGave me smiles this morning. The limerick is definitely a form that fits your talents.
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