Sunday, April 01, 2012

CCLXXXX - Blow Job

.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.

A bit risqué, but I believe a limerick should be.
 

A fellow was trying to show
New tricks to his innocent beau.
“I grant you it’s confusing
It’s a phrase they are using:
The idea is to suck, not blow.”
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© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery
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16 comments:

  1. This is being a mostly unseemly posting.

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  2. My face is the color of YOUR red wine!

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  3. Well, instructions have to come from somewhere, don't they? heh.

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  4. Many a true word spoken in jest ( and limerick)

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  5. LOL! Thanks for joining in on this week's Limerick-Off!

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  6. Yeah, but can you imagine calling it a suck job?

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  7. Fair point but I work with what I am given!

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  8. Ask and you shall receive! xx

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  9. I'm blown away... hehehe.

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  10. Hilarious as Cosmo can be, great limerick!

    Hank

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  11. not sure about the "naughty" mandate.
    (or girl date...whichever makes you straight)
    Went looking and found it
    Although took me a wee bit,
    And now I shall endeavor to demonstrate...

    Rosalina, a pretty young lass
    Had a truly magnificent ass.
    Not rounded and pink
    as you possibly think,
    It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.

    (Isaac Asimov rarely disappoints)

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  12. They're all misnomers. Even a Miss Nomer.

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