.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A bit risqué, but I believe a limerick should be.
A bit risqué, but I believe a limerick should be.
A fellow was trying to show
New tricks to his innocent beau.
“I grant you it’s confusing
It’s a phrase they are using:
The idea is to suck, not blow.”
New tricks to his innocent beau.
“I grant you it’s confusing
It’s a phrase they are using:
The idea is to suck, not blow.”
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© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery
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This is being a mostly unseemly posting.
ReplyDeleteMy face is the color of YOUR red wine!
ReplyDeleteWell, instructions have to come from somewhere, don't they? heh.
ReplyDeleteMany a true word spoken in jest ( and limerick)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for joining in on this week's Limerick-Off!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but can you imagine calling it a suck job?
ReplyDeleteFair point but I work with what I am given!
ReplyDeleteAsk and you shall receive! xx
ReplyDeleteYeah, right.
ReplyDeleteVery witty!
ReplyDeleteI'm blown away... hehehe.
ReplyDeleteOuch !!
ReplyDeleteHilarious as Cosmo can be, great limerick!
ReplyDeleteHank
not sure about the "naughty" mandate.
ReplyDelete(or girl date...whichever makes you straight)
Went looking and found it
Although took me a wee bit,
And now I shall endeavor to demonstrate...
Rosalina, a pretty young lass
Had a truly magnificent ass.
Not rounded and pink
as you possibly think,
It was gray, had long ears, and ate grass.
(Isaac Asimov rarely disappoints)
They're all misnomers. Even a Miss Nomer.
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