Sunday, July 14, 2013

577 : Basic Instinct


The tabloids had a story a little while ago of a lady who,
on the surface was happily married, but regularly
killed off her lovers, both male and female.


Her husband performed as required to,
And he even had managed to sire two,
But free sex was permitted
And her chalet was littered
With the bones of those who aspired to.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013
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10 comments:

  1. You can turn weird facts into poetry like few else can.

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  2. Bizarre twist - sometimes life is stranger than fiction...

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  3. I knew her, but I escaped....

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  4. Morbid take, but nice limericks Cosmo! Wouldn't want her around!

    Hank

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  5. Effective accompanying Skulls Picture, LOL Perfect.

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  6. I am glad I don't know anyone like this...my coping mechanisms could not tolerate such ghastliness.

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  7. She was a spider, perhaps.

    Blessings and Bear hugs!
    Bears Noting
    Life in the Urban Forest (poetry)

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