Wednesday, November 20, 2013

632 : Doomed to Fry


“God is a woman”, says my spy,
"All men are doomed to forever fry:
They know perfectly well
They’ll be sent down to Hell,
To roast, 
But they'll never know why."
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013
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22 comments:

  1. God could be a woman... who knows? I know I don't nor do I believe in any image of God either... I feel presence in the mystery... thought provoking piece

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    1. Anthony, it was a cheap joke told badly, don't encourage him.

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    2. Don't let him bait you Anthony. Thanks for the comment.

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    3. joke? DID I GET TRICKED?? lol you're welcome

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    4. You know what they say, you can choose your friends but your stuck with your staff. Something like that anyway.

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    5. Do you still want your eggs coddled?

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  2. God is a cocker spaniel. Maybe a golden retriever. Smackos will get you to heaven. Work on it.

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    1. So says the runt of the litter.

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    2. At least I know my parents.

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  3. ha smiles...i think he's both you know...smiles..i feel a bit sad for the fried men..oy..

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  4. Perhaps if they listened (just occasionally) they would understand why they were in yet another hot spot.

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  5. the why part is easy. the when is the question, should a question be needed.

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  6. prithee tell fine sir, who is your spy? ~

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  7. I picture God as being a spirit rather than a man OR woman.

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  8. Way out truth in some happenings one never know! But to be roasted for not knowing, why? Soul searching need surely! Nicely Cosmo!

    Hank

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  9. I think it's a limerick so it's probably just a joke. Not that I would know about these things, of course, I'm more the Te Deum sort.

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  10. They do know why they are going to fry. The problem is men are raised to be little Princes. They feign ignorance and stupidity at not understanding women but deep down they are intent on having everything their own way and have a deep seated resentment of women who are smarter and are better at the things they are supposed to excel in and who are also brilliant at pin pointing their numerous failings:)

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    1. The Little PrinceNovember 21, 2013

      Aunt Germaine! Have you forgotten your medication again?

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    2. Wasn't she the aunt who disinherited you for that unfortunate incident with the goat?

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  11. god can be a woman...
    but that any woman would think that made them safe...ha
    i seen plenty of women never speak to another woman
    over a triffle...lol

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  12. Hell isn't somewhere you go, it is something you become. And the bad news is that you don't have to die to do it.

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