Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the first line rhyme word,
The rest is up to us:
A wallpapering woman spilled paste
That trickled down south of her waist.
She explained to the guys
That while sex was unwise
She was stuck up rather than chaste.
The tassels were held on with paste
So her nipples were nicely encased.
But the erotic effect
Had a practical defect
As her breasts drooped down to her waist.
© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
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