Friday, August 22, 2014

750 - The Anti-Killing


The Anti-Killing.

He performed so poorly in bed
She decided to poison his bread.
While cyanide was intended,
A Viagra was vended
And she actually raised up the dead.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
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    1. Once a king, always a king.
      But once a night is enough.

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  2. Ha ha ha!

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  3. An undead member does not guarantee good sex though .. :-)

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    1. True but it is a damn fine starting point!

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  4. I hope this isn't the voice of experience?

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  5. Yes, um, well. . . . Strange story.

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  6. And in fear she fled!!

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  7. LOL, hilarious and fun.

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