Monday, August 22, 2011

CCXLIII - Fall from Grace

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Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
Here are my efforts this week:


A fellow who tended to brag
Was proud of the balls in his bag.
He'd invite all the girls
To handle his pearls
And was distressed when they started to sag.

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Or then there could be this:

A woman who tended to brag
Of her quest for a mind-blowing shag
Got the full attention
Of the male extension,
But none could perform in the bag.

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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery

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13 comments:

King of New York Hacks said...

Nice...my life story..lol

Rob-bear said...

Oh, dear; so sad!

Madeleine Begun Kane said...

LOL! Thanks for another fun limerick. I'm so glad you're a regular Limerick-Off participant!

Majid Ali said...

Please for Christ sake help this poor boy from Haiti

dianne said...

Lol, they are both devilishly funny!

xoxoxo ♡

Laurie Kolp said...

LOL- I choose you!

ladyfi said...

Love the first limerick!

TALON said...

lol! You've got a deft touch with the limericks, J Cosmo.

Mary said...

Oh, you make me blush!! (Nice work really, but I blush nonetheless.)

earlybird said...

hahaha! :)

red dirt girl said...

fall from grace indeed...
apparently neither managed to climb grace's walls to begin with!

xxx

Yoga Gal said...

Sad truth of life, we are all going to sag in places that are most embarrassing!

The Gooseberry Garden said...

powerful.

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