Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
Here are my efforts this week:
A man who was lacking in wit
Needled those who knew how to knit.
He did it too often
Now he lives in a coffin;
The details are in his obit.
A girl who was lacking in wit
Thought a penis was something that bit.
At the end of the night
She exclaimed with delight,
“It’s toothless! But it knows how to spit!”
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
Here are my efforts this week:
A man who was lacking in wit
Needled those who knew how to knit.
He did it too often
Now he lives in a coffin;
The details are in his obit.
A girl who was lacking in wit
Thought a penis was something that bit.
At the end of the night
She exclaimed with delight,
“It’s toothless! But it knows how to spit!”
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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Cosmos,
ReplyDeleteGreat contribution. Your limericks and your wit are fantastic. You may have to give some to the dim-witted girl, I mean your wit!
I never know what to expect when I visit your blog and am never disappointed. I love your wit.
ReplyDeleteBoth very funny :)
ReplyDeleteThey are both very clever, especially the second limerick.
ReplyDeletexoxoxo ♡
I always enjoy your contributions! Thanks for participating in my Limerick-Offs!
ReplyDeleteI knit at times. It hasn't occurred to me to poke anybody with those needles though. From now on I might should anybody get on my nerves.
ReplyDeleteA penis with teeth .. yikes ..
She's beyond dimwitted.
LOL to that last one - very cheeky.
ReplyDeleteTres drole!.......Always a pleasure to visit your blog!
ReplyDeletelol - not sure which made me laugh harder! Loved them, J Cosmo!
ReplyDeleteHa! Anything that ends with "obit" is entertaining!! :)
ReplyDeleteVery funny!
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