.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A harlot at work on a case
Got splinters in her pretty pink base,
“When a guy wants a quickie
You can’t be too picky
And there was really no other place.”
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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A harlot at work on a case
Got splinters in her pretty pink base,
“When a guy wants a quickie
You can’t be too picky
And there was really no other place.”
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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30 comments:
Lost her virginity but still has the box it came in?
I am thinking that if she is being versed in the 'Congress of the two vines' she would be avoiding the discomfort that you are recounting.
Master, isn't it time for your warm milk and a wee lie down?
Princess - can you tell me more about the 'Congress of the two vines'? Do you have pictures?
Lee: The oldies are the goodies. Except in your case, unfortunately. Or so the girls tell me.
Princess Tikka Masala: True but it tends to ruin the Limerick, don't you think?
Sancho: Probably.
Mr Newbery: I am just trying to be helpful. Is this being sinful?
Mr Sancho: I suggest that you ask your father to put 'Khajuraho' into Google Images.
Hank: Khajuharo is a phenomena, acrobatics and all, maybe best left to the designs of the young
Hank: (as an afterthought) Say, am not crippled yet. Can well see what gives?
Hank
Hank, you are a braver (and probably more supple) man than I am!
Congratulations on winning Limerick of the Week for last week's biting limerick. Great job!
Thanks Madeleine, a great honour, I assure you.
Splinterz. I hatez dem.
i find the commentary as amusing as the limerick ..
As it should be, String of Dots, as it should be!
Is this commentary not meant to be being a serious discourse? I am being puzzled.
Master Sancho: Has your curiosity that is being raised by the Congress of the Two Vines now resolved by a manly talking to by your father?
PTM: Of course it is meant to be a serious discourse. Doesn't mean it can't be humerous, does it?
Please be noting that my name is being Princess Tikka Masala. I will not be having you reduce me to an acronym that is reminiscent of a woman who is being both stressed and dyslexic. You will be showing me respect, is this not being so?
Sorry.
Oh, I see now. Congress of the Two Vines is just screwing, standing up, right?
You are being infused with all the charm of yesterday's slop bucket. Why is it being that you are attending a poetry blog when your heart and mind are being so coarsely attuned?
I am here to protect my Master.
I am thinking that he is being a big boy now.
That's not what his wife tells me.
Common on, you lot. Behave yourselves.
If you are being a personage who puts themselves out there then you must be expecting there to be people out there who bring themselves in here. Is this not being rightly so?
Love you work. Are you a professional writer?
It should be clear from that post that I am not an editor.
Take 2: Love your work.
Whilst the limerick was as charming as ever, the comments have me laughing my mule shoes off!!
Princess Tikka Masala .... really?? and where did Sancho come from?
Still laughing ....
xxx
Red Dirt Girl: You are asking where I have come from. have you not heard of the Congress of the Two Vines?
Sancho: I suspect you are batting outside your league.
Mike: Nothing I do is professional.
Red Dirt Girl: Please, keep your shoes on. People will talk.
Much as I hate to sidetrack this scholarly discussion, I must point out the apparent air hole in the said case. Might there be human cargo?
Love your limerick and love the commentary too!
I am thinking that if she was a harlot then she would already be familiar with the 'Congress of the two vines' and had lost nothing with this encounter.
xoxoxo ♡
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