She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A woman who was telling a tale
In breathless and intricate detail
Turned quite blue
Before it was through
As she completely forgot to exhale.
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A fellow who was telling a tale
Of his prowess as a virile young male
Found his nose growing longer
Than his pitiful donger:
A lesson to all who drink ale.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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A woman who was telling a tale
In breathless and intricate detail
Turned quite blue
Before it was through
As she completely forgot to exhale.
◊◊◊
A fellow who was telling a tale
Of his prowess as a virile young male
Found his nose growing longer
Than his pitiful donger:
A lesson to all who drink ale.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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9 comments:
ha!...I'd vote for the second one.
It could be closer, by a nose.
Are you asking which should be chose?
The one to choose
Unless you snooze,
will Will probably be one of Those.
d=^))
Terrific, both of them!
Hilarious! Love them both.
Haha... love them both, but Smurfette is so apropos.
....a pitiful donger. Gee, I wish I had that line to use when I was in my twenties!
xxx
Thanks as always for your fun contributions to my weekly Limerick-Offs!
That was hilarious. I'll get all the men I know to drink less ale.
Cosmo,
Both are sure winners. You are at your witty self all the time.
The nose's longer
The donger stays
That's what you get
for drinking ale?
What about Adam's Ale?
Hank
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