She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A fellow was famous worldwide
For the women he took in his stride.
He’d woo them and bed them
But certainly not wed them:
He just went along for the ride.
A fellow was famous worldwide
For a habit that few could abide.
While he insisted it legal
To have sex with a beagle
It’s now up to a judge to decide.
A woman was famous worldwide
For a coat that was made from the hide
Of a husband she’d caught
In a naked cavort
With a saucy little piece on the side.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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A fellow was famous worldwide
For the women he took in his stride.
He’d woo them and bed them
But certainly not wed them:
He just went along for the ride.
A fellow was famous worldwide
For a habit that few could abide.
While he insisted it legal
To have sex with a beagle
It’s now up to a judge to decide.
A woman was famous worldwide
For a coat that was made from the hide
Of a husband she’d caught
In a naked cavort
With a saucy little piece on the side.
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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14 comments:
FUNNY!! Love love the beagle pic. But I certainly relate more to the woman's point of view .... though, ugh, a human hide coat??
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LOL - what a good one!
Very good! Particularly like the third one.
Hahaha..funny! But this is good Cosmo..
You are such a clever limerick writer! Enjoyed each of them.
The third one wins my admiration.
Cosmo,
Ever the witty offerings from you. From comments in my blog when I posted Limericks, many 'confessed' not willing or able to do limericks. I wonder why?
Hank
That is the most gorgeous photo of a dog I have ever seen.
What a fun trio of limericks! Thanks so much for your delightful contributions to my Limerick-Offs!
I've belatedly posted a new Limerick-Off, in case you haven't seen it yet. (I was traveling and had minimal net access for over a week.)
Wicked and witty and over the edge...a man!
You've been quiet lately. Hope everything's okay!
I'll try this again - last comment vaporized or something.
I love the beagle's optimism or is that supplied by the rose-colored glasses? :)
It's good to be back, but I see you've been absent for a while. I hope all is well!
A fellow was famous worldwide
For penning some words on the side
In the guise of an egg
Sometimes showing some leg
Has the curate gone into a hide?
Mr. Newberry, excellent, as usual but I wonder have you murdered the curate?
Dear Cosmo...I have missed you so!
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