Sunday, November 06, 2011

CCLXII - Worldwide Fame

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.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.


A fellow was famous worldwide
For the women he took in his stride.
He’d woo them and bed them
But certainly not wed them:
He just went along for the ride.

A fellow was famous worldwide
For a habit that few could abide.
While he insisted it legal
To have sex with a beagle
It’s now up to a judge to decide.

A woman was famous worldwide
For a coat that was made from the hide
Of a husband she’d caught
In a naked cavort
With a saucy little piece on the side.


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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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14 comments:

  1. FUNNY!! Love love the beagle pic. But I certainly relate more to the woman's point of view .... though, ugh, a human hide coat??
    xxx

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  2. Very good! Particularly like the third one.

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  3. Hahaha..funny! But this is good Cosmo..

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  4. You are such a clever limerick writer! Enjoyed each of them.

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  5. The third one wins my admiration.

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  6. Cosmo,
    Ever the witty offerings from you. From comments in my blog when I posted Limericks, many 'confessed' not willing or able to do limericks. I wonder why?

    Hank

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  7. That is the most gorgeous photo of a dog I have ever seen.

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  8. What a fun trio of limericks! Thanks so much for your delightful contributions to my Limerick-Offs!

    I've belatedly posted a new Limerick-Off, in case you haven't seen it yet. (I was traveling and had minimal net access for over a week.)

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  9. Wicked and witty and over the edge...a man!

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  10. You've been quiet lately. Hope everything's okay!

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  11. I'll try this again - last comment vaporized or something.

    I love the beagle's optimism or is that supplied by the rose-colored glasses? :)

    It's good to be back, but I see you've been absent for a while. I hope all is well!

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  12. A fellow was famous worldwide
    For penning some words on the side
    In the guise of an egg
    Sometimes showing some leg
    Has the curate gone into a hide?

    Mr. Newberry, excellent, as usual but I wonder have you murdered the curate?

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  13. Dear Cosmo...I have missed you so!

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