Sunday, December 04, 2011

CCLXIII - Le gros mort

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.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.

A fellow whose last dime was spent
On a night with a woman-to-rent,
At the orgasmic crest,
Had a cardiac arrest:
“He came and, then sadly, he went.”

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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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11 comments:

Lee said...

As a way to go, it beats a lot of the alternatives.

J Cosmo Newbery said...

Go out with a bang, you reckon?

Mary said...

There are definitely WORSE ways to go! LOL.(I participated in Mad Kane's challenge for the first time this week as well. Fun.)

Princess Tikka Masala said...

I am thinking that La Petite Mort is more to my liking as it is being unencumbered with the inconveniences of having to be disposing of the bodily lump.

red dirt girl said...

Ahhh he's BACK!

xxx

ladyfi said...

Oh my - that is hilarious!

kaykuala said...

Poor thing. Akin to 'died with his boots on' or 'died fighting to his last breath' What a battle!

Hank

Jean said...

damn...JCosmo beat me to it.

goatman said...

You are very good at this. Nice

Madeleine Begun Kane said...

LOL! Thanks as always for joining in with your fun limerick!

Lee said...

A fellow whose last dime was spent
Wasn’t quite sure where it went
Although, he had a breakthrough
When he remembered the brew
And now he has time to repent