.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A fellow whose last dime was spent
On a night with a woman-to-rent,
At the orgasmic crest,
Had a cardiac arrest:
“He came and, then sadly, he went.”
On a night with a woman-to-rent,
At the orgasmic crest,
Had a cardiac arrest:
“He came and, then sadly, he went.”
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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As a way to go, it beats a lot of the alternatives.
ReplyDeleteGo out with a bang, you reckon?
ReplyDeleteThere are definitely WORSE ways to go! LOL.(I participated in Mad Kane's challenge for the first time this week as well. Fun.)
ReplyDeleteI am thinking that La Petite Mort is more to my liking as it is being unencumbered with the inconveniences of having to be disposing of the bodily lump.
ReplyDeleteAhhh he's BACK!
ReplyDeletexxx
Oh my - that is hilarious!
ReplyDeletePoor thing. Akin to 'died with his boots on' or 'died fighting to his last breath' What a battle!
ReplyDeleteHank
damn...JCosmo beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteYou are very good at this. Nice
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks as always for joining in with your fun limerick!
ReplyDeleteA fellow whose last dime was spent
ReplyDeleteWasn’t quite sure where it went
Although, he had a breakthrough
When he remembered the brew
And now he has time to repent