Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A woman would frequently treat
A sailor to sex in the street.
So popular the sport,
When the fleet was in port,
She found she was worked off her feet.
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A postscript joke for the astonomers out there:
Her body, a heavenly delight,
In a dress, too short and too tight.
She was called a White Dwarf
By the crew on the wharf:
Very hot but not very bright.
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A postscript joke for the astonomers out there:
Her body, a heavenly delight,
In a dress, too short and too tight.
She was called a White Dwarf
By the crew on the wharf:
Very hot but not very bright.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2012
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Loved it ... both are spicy ;-)
ReplyDeleteLove your limerick for Mad Kane...just the right amount of wit and raunch.
ReplyDeleteShe was only the Admiral's daughter...but her port was always full of seamen?
ReplyDeleteWow her post was man-ed haha
ReplyDeleteCute -- indeed, spicy
ReplyDeleteLoud smiles - not least at the seamen educated in astronony. As indeed they all used to be, when steering was done by the stars. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteA woman would frequently treat
ReplyDeleteThe whole population of Crete
But when the food ran out
She was left with no clout
And she had to take a back seat
Her dilemma became a blight
And she took off in fright
As the crowds shouted “Take orf!”
Into a dwarf she did morph
And soon she was out of sight
:-)
DeleteOh, you naughty boy! ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhy, thank you!
DeleteYour limericks are always a delight to read :-)
ReplyDeleteLove it...
ReplyDeleteI'd say to the first limerick and the accompanying picture: perhaps she needs more comfortable shoes. (LOL)
I'm married to a sailor...mmh!
ReplyDeleteThis was great and thanks for the chuckle~
I so needed it ;D
OMG, this is so hilarious! Brilliantly funny.
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