Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
the rest is up to us.
A woman who wasn’t too bright
Thought babies were fashioned at night.
She thought sex in the day
Kept the stork at bay;
And, for a couple of months, she was right.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2012
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Your limericks are always so funny ... love them :-)
ReplyDeleteLOL, brilliant!
ReplyDeletehehehe, what I want to know now, if you really knew someone who believed so? :)
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ReplyDeleteThat same woman who wasn’t too bright
Was completely unaware of her blight
Blissfully she continued on her way
And she joined in a game of croquet
But with her mallet another player she smite
Why is smiting considered a bad thing to receive and yet being smitten, not so?
DeleteSmite sounds like it has a bite
ReplyDeleteWhereas smitten sounds like a kitten
Will this explanation do?
I know someone.And yep, you've guessed it..she lives in Queensland.
ReplyDeleteHey!! I live in Queensland!! ;)
DeleteOops, sorry Lee. I will send you some Flo's pumpkin scones as a peace offering:)
DeleteHey, you two. Play nicely!
DeleteSorry...I can't reply, Cosmo...my mouth is full of pumpkin scones! ;)
DeleteA crumby excuse - no disrespect to Rallentanda's prize winning scones meant!
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