Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
the rest is up to us.
A fellow who wasn’t too bright
Refuelled while striking a light.
There were parts of him cast
Over an area vast
And his balls were blown out of sight.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2012
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And probably reached quite a height!
ReplyDeleteHe was actually very bright — a millisecond before he was spread o'er an area vast. Meaning we probably won't go naked in the light again.
ReplyDeleteGood advice from a hibernating bear!
ReplyDeleteMade me laugh.
ReplyDeleteA fellow who wasn’t too bright
ReplyDeleteAlso thought bubs were created at night
He and that woman were a matching pair
So immediately they embarked upon an affair
But something about it wasn’t quite right
yet another good reason not to smoke!
ReplyDeletexxx
The selection of the fittest at work :)
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Well penned. :D
ReplyDeleteOh - too funny!
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