A sequel to the previous post.
In that post I recounted how I tore my trousers, doing good deeds.
This meant that I would need to wear
suit trousers until I bought some new ones.
There were problems…
Fashion Backfire.
I am embarrassed to report a wardrobe malfunction,
Where checked shirt clashed with some pants with stripes
And the dissonant junction distressed a woman, well dressed.
These types prevail in cases, style based,
And I was taken to court for the crime of bad taste.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013
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A checked shirt with striped dress trousers? You will have to buy some jeans for doing good deeds.
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xoxoxo ♡
I guess you learnt it the hard way ;-)
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That bad huh ~
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should consider getting some plain dark blue or black trousers......
ReplyDeleteSo, not golf-trousers then?
DeleteHorrors!
ReplyDeleteSad. Give me a call next time you are in Sydney. I will take you shopping!
ReplyDeleteDon't you threaten me!
DeleteWhat! Talk about a drama Queen. It's not as if I said I was going to have your entire body covered in " Rall Rules" tattoos.
ReplyDeleteTrue.
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