CDLV - Interstellar Cuckoos

I was chastened for writing too ‘deeply’ in my first attempt at 3WW’s

prompt this week, using the words ‘drab’, ‘pulsate’ and ‘tendril’.

So here is an extremely shallow response.

Premises:

1. Two of the words,  pulsate and tendril, have a real Hentai Cartoon feel to them.

2. A high proportion of (US) people think they have been abducted by aliens.

3. There are a disproportionate number of lawyers on the planet. 

Interstellar Cuckoos

The spacecraft hovered in the sky

And was invisible to the unaided eye,

It was on a mission through space

To propagate their race

Before their home planet could die.

Could die,

Before their home planet could die.

The crew scanned the houses for guests,

For breeding stock meeting their tests.

And these alien platoonists,

Like Asian cartoonists,

Favoured the ones with big breasts.

Big breasts,

Favoured the ones with big breasts.

In a drab little house out of town

Slept a woman in a pretty nightgown;

She was sweet and demure

And her dreams were most pure

When the spacecraft settled on down.

On down,

When the spacecraft settled on down.

Her nightie was pink and hand made,

And well suited to an innocent maid.

She also worn briefs

In the mistaken belief

That they kept the marauders away.

Away,

That they kept the marauders away.

They carried her off to the ship

Where she awoke in an alien grip.

When she demanded to know

Why they were treating her so,

They just leered, with the odd slimey drip.

Slimey drip,

They just leered, with the odd slimey drip.

Nine tentacles slowly undressed her,

While others just roughly caressed her.

As each made a move

On her feminine groove,

The others restrained and suppressed her.

Suppressed her,

The others restrained and suppressed her.

The tempo of the assault just increased

And reached its climactic release.

Once the pulsating was through 

And the tendrils withdrew

She was carrying the spawn of the beasts.

The beasts,

She was carrying the spawn of the beasts.

They removed all trace from her brain,

Before returning her home once again.

She awoke the next morn

With her nightie all torn

And covered with green slimey stains.

Slimey stains.

And covered with green slimey stains.

She couldn’t recall what they did,

So was surprised to be carrying a kid.

While she thought it quite odd

She assumed it from God

But developed an aversion to squid.

To Squid,

She developed an aversion to squid.

Nine months after the aliens first saw her

She gave birth to a small baby lawyer,

The net human worth

Of the population of earth

Was unchanged and the planet the poorer.

The poorer,

Was unchanged and the planet the poorer.

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013

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