Sunday, June 22, 2014

722 : A fellow had bought a device...

Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
The rest is up to us.


A fellow had bought a device
Intended for husking brown rice.
But he altered the setting
Then added some netting
And found the sensation quite nice.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
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13 comments:

  1. Um...is there something that you (or the dog) want to tell us?

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  2. AnonymousJune 22, 2014

    I don't suppose you have the plans for what he did to the husking machine?

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    1. Listen Sancho, I know it's you, don't pretend to be anonymous. No there are no plans. It's a limerick. It's supposed to tickle your imagination.

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    2. AnonymousJune 22, 2014

      Tickled or not, the dog seems to have a good imagination.

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  3. My imagination is certainly tickled.

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  4. there was a cute po -et of more brains than brawn
    who was famous for sonnets in slant rhyme and porn
    sintia la prudeness said enough of this crudeness
    and cover discreetly that throbbing great horn

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    1. Dear Sintia, I have to let on
      My throbbing is a timorous fawn.
      While my sonnets are slanting
      I'm light on the panting—
      My get up has got up and gone.

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  5. AnonymousJune 23, 2014

    You could say ,he was quite a dog.

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  6. I'll have what the dog's having.

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    1. You'll get what you're given. Sit!

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  7. Now that's a happy chappy!

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