ROTFL had the prompt "Domestic Appliances".
A certain old harlot of Suva
Thought she was some kind of a groover;
She entertained all the boys
With a selection of toys
That she ran with a secondhand Hoover.
She played out her role as a whore
Then rolled over and started to snore:
There, tattooed on her bum,
For those who’d just come
Was ‘Pay on your way out the door.”
© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
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