Tuesday, June 17, 2014

717 : A certain old harlot of Suva

ROTFL had the prompt "Domestic Appliances".

A certain old harlot of Suva
Thought she was some kind of a groover;
She entertained all the boys
With a selection of toys
That she ran with a secondhand Hoover.

She played out her role as a whore
Then rolled over and started to snore:
There, tattooed on her bum,
For those who’d just come
Was ‘Pay on your way out the door.”
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2014
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21 comments:

  1. A good spanking would warm her up. ;-)

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  2. Are you channelling Sancho?

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  3. Isn't it a Hoover that "beats as it sweeps as it cleans"?

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    1. I'm an Electrolux girl but I'm warming to the Hoover.

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    2. Don't fancy a Bosch?

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  4. I recommend a "Pullman Commercial".

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    1. Thank you. Much better than "Interesting =:-O "

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  6. Suvana RoyaleJune 18, 2014

    This is lewd and disgusting . I am sending a pygmy tribe to hang you by your testicles from the witch doctor's banyan tree until you apologise.

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    1. Hang me! Hang me!

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    2. I apologise for him, will that do?

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  7. The second line of the second verse doesn't flow.

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    1. Frank is right. But the message is clear just the same. Love the hoover whore.

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    2. OK, new verse added.

      The old one was:
      She delivered as best she was able
      Then rolled over, clearly irritable:
      There, tattooed on her bum,
      For all those who’d come
      Was ‘Please leave your cash on the table.”

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    3. Love it. Much more better.

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    4. Yep, the real saveloy.

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  8. I thought you were going to write "she rolled over and demanded more"

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