Tuesday, December 13, 2011

CCLXVI - Pooh is high.

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.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
 
While I believe a limerick should be risqué,
I played this one straight.


A bear who was terribly high
Regretted his decision to fly.
“While it is rather sunny,
There’s an  absence of hunny,
And the bees are in oversupply."

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© 2011 J Cosmo Newbery
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9 comments:

Laurie Kolp said...

I really like this one.

Lee said...

A bear who was terribly high
Could see the cops were nigh
Desperate to hide his honey-pot
He got his knickers in a knot
He knew they’d not turn a blind eye

Lee said...

A bear who was terribly high
Realised that pigs could fly
Comforted at not being alone
They reached heights unknown
Soaring through a cobalt sky

ladyfi said...

Ah- so sweet!

dianne said...

Very cute dear J Cosmo!
Thank you for your kind message.
xoxoxo ♡

foam said...

that honey high will get you (or at least a pooh) high all the time. plus, i've always suspected his honey pots contained mead..

Tim Keen said...

Limericks are hard to resist
Like a late afternoon triste
If you can write lines in time
And make the right words rhyme
The put limericks on your list

I think yours is much better. Great post.

Hotly Spiced said...

Wasn't that illustrator of the Winnie the Pooh series just so very clever. I could look at his drawings of Pooh and Piglet and Christopher Robin all day long.

earlybird said...

:)