.Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
An actress who tried to persuade
While naked, reclining and splayed,
Was less than impressed,
When told to get dressed
As the director was gay and not swayed.
While naked, reclining and splayed,
Was less than impressed,
When told to get dressed
As the director was gay and not swayed.
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A fellow who tried to persuade
A buxom young lady to parade,
Lost all of his desire
When she shed her attire
And showed she was all masquerade.
A fellow who tried to persuade
A buxom young lady to parade,
Lost all of his desire
When she shed her attire
And showed she was all masquerade.
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© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery
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Ha, ha. Both of these are true a lot of the time, methinks.
ReplyDeleteThank you. Loud smiles from here.
ReplyDeleteBig smiles here too.
ReplyDeleteHa, ha. Sounds so true of Hollywood's casting couch xx
ReplyDeleteI do love a good limerick. :-)
ReplyDeletePearl
I always want to say "boom boom!!" at the end!! :)
ReplyDeleteBy all means, go ahead!
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