Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
Meanwhile One Single Impression had the topic 'Wanting".
Always a good limerick prompt!
Meanwhile One Single Impression had the topic 'Wanting".
Always a good limerick prompt!
A man who was normally astute
Was chasing a lady of repute.
She was known in society
For her gross impropriety
But he couldn’t have given a hoot.
A girl who was very astute
Thought a maths teacher was cute
But he only had eyes
For functions of pi
'Til she showed him a lovely square root.
A girl who was very astute
Avoided the guys in pursuit
By taking them aside
To quietly confide
That she already had one up the chute.
A man who was very astute
Was also extremely hirsute.
The girls were all wary
About men who were hairy,
Something he was keen to refute.
Was chasing a lady of repute.
She was known in society
For her gross impropriety
But he couldn’t have given a hoot.
A girl who was very astute
Thought a maths teacher was cute
But he only had eyes
For functions of pi
'Til she showed him a lovely square root.
A girl who was very astute
Avoided the guys in pursuit
By taking them aside
To quietly confide
That she already had one up the chute.
A man who was very astute
Was also extremely hirsute.
The girls were all wary
About men who were hairy,
Something he was keen to refute.
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© 2012 J Cosmo Newbery
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Yes, I know. It should have really been disrepute but the metre didn't flow.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm now up for reading 'Ode to a Plughole'
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Oh, you thrillseeker!
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't she be a lady of repute?
ReplyDeleteRed dirt girl's comment cracked me up, btw?
That's a period after btw.
ReplyDeleteWicked poem it is! Love it! x
ReplyDeleteThe title just sounds so deliciously kinky .....
ReplyDelete(the reading didn't disappoint ;)
xxx
The astute girl had me chuckling - or smiling out loud or something like that. Thank you, on a grey day both internally and externally these were a gift.
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