Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
the rest is up to us.
Horse whispering is a gentle way of
training a horse.
The Whisperer
A guy who was rather ill-bred,
Wore his boots and his spurs into bed.
The girl said “To ride me
You should curl up beside me
And whisper sweet nothings instead.”
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2013
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I thought you said that you had matured...
ReplyDeleteHa ha ... so true !!!
ReplyDeleteoh! quite a whisper! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for your fun contribution to this week's Limerick-Off!
ReplyDeleteI won't have a problem :-)
ReplyDeleteCheers!
I doubt he could though...
ReplyDeleteHaha! Good advice indeed!
ReplyDeleteGood to see you back in fine limerick form
ReplyDeleteYes, it has been a while. Herrick's Stanza became the alternate form for a while there.
DeleteIncorrigible.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Texans, boots and spurs. Likely she was wearing them too. LOL, J.C.
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You tell him! This made me laugh which is a good way to start a day/ month.
ReplyDeleteThis is just to good!
ReplyDeleteLove it!!
ReplyDeleteOh that is very clever advice!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhoa big fella...lol. Yes, whisper sweet nothings instead.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Indeed!
ReplyDeleteWas that spur or sperm? LOL Amy
ReplyDeleteWicked woman!
DeleteVery amusing!
ReplyDeleteIt's my pet hate...nothing worse than a guy who wears spurs to bed or what is worse maybe - an akubra and spurs!
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