Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
A girl who thought she was refined
Had her underwear made fur-lined.
Her breasts, round and pink,
Were nestled in mink
While sable embraced her behind.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2012
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Well, that could be quite warm and cozy in winter. Smiles!
ReplyDeleteA girl who thought she was refined
ReplyDeleteFound she was in a bit of a bind
Blushing and flustered she felt despair
When she noticed her breasts were bare
She hadn’t meant them to be unconfined
Ha ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteThanks for your fun contribution to this week's Limerick-Off!
ReplyDeleteI thought a refined limerick from you was something new. To my relief, this one turns no new leaf.
ReplyDeletePathetic I know. As usual I loved it. It reminded me of a line attributed to Dorothy Parker who was asked how girls got minks. Her reply 'The same way minks get minks'.
Hahahahaa! I do so love those tactile images ....!
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for some reason i feel all itchy right now just thinking about it....this might have some interesting side affects as well....
ReplyDeleteSometimes you make me laugh out loud. This was clever.
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