Monday, October 29, 2012

CCCXCVI - Spherically Impeded




Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
The actual first line given was "A man who was rather a nut…"
but, working with the rule that the sentence may be altered
as long as the rhyming word must remain unchanged, I came up with this:

A fellow with only one nut
Made movies (plain wrapped and uncut).
The reason he succeeded
While spherically impeded
Was he had the most beautiful butt.



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© J Cosmo Newbery 2012
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11 comments:

  1. Ha......indeed he does!! (Smiles)

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  2. Well let's hope he has eyes in the back of his head if he lives near Oxford st:)

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  3. Very funny! And nice butt.

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  4. That is a truly callipygous behind. And a brilliant limerick. Thank you for both.

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  5. A fellow with only one nut
    Was a little tired of all the smut
    His wedding night he did dread
    Tis okay his blushing bride said
    You my love I shall not rebut

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    1. I couldn't help myself, Cosmo...you keep opening the gate, and I just have to go through it! ;)

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  6. LOL! Thanks so much for your fun contribution to last week's Limerick-Off!

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