Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line, the rest is up to us.
The actual first line given was "A man who was rather a nut…"
but, working with the rule that the sentence may be altered
as long as the rhyming word must remain unchanged, I came up with this:
A fellow with only one nut
Made movies (plain wrapped and uncut).
The reason he succeeded
While spherically impeded
Was he had the most beautiful butt.
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2012
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Ha......indeed he does!! (Smiles)
ReplyDeleteWell let's hope he has eyes in the back of his head if he lives near Oxford st:)
ReplyDeleteOhhh indeed!!
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Very funny! And nice butt.
ReplyDeleteThat is a truly callipygous behind. And a brilliant limerick. Thank you for both.
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ReplyDeleteA fellow with only one nut
Was a little tired of all the smut
His wedding night he did dread
Tis okay his blushing bride said
You my love I shall not rebut
LOL! Love your recipes!
DeleteI couldn't help myself, Cosmo...you keep opening the gate, and I just have to go through it! ;)
DeleteLOL! Thanks so much for your fun contribution to last week's Limerick-Off!
ReplyDeleteHaha!
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