Mad Kane has a regular limerick challenge.
She provides the first line,
the rest is up to us.
A woman was trying to place
A flasher who’d been a disgrace.
But the guy was acquitted
When she finally admitted
She hadn’t really noticed his face.
A guy was awarded first place
For a stunning three-legged race
But the win was contested
When the others protested
That his partner couldn’t be traced.
© J Cosmo Newbery 2013