Saturday, March 31, 2012

CCLXXXVII - Naked Yoga

.Mad Kane has a post on nude yoga.
The idea struck a chord....

A man who tried yoga, sans clothes
Joined the women, as they practiced in rows.
But his member tended
To be “The Cobra” extended
Regardless of the position he chose.


An octogenarian tried yoga in the raw
And did “The Cobra” as never before.
While she deserved our respect
It lost its effect
As her breasts were still on the floor.


When she did yoga wearing only her skin,
Her husband could do nothing but grin.
While her contorted position
Suggested coition,
He could't see how to get in.


He found her without animation:
She’d died naked, in a yoga figuration.
Rather than hide her
He lacquered and dried her,
To use as a table decoration.

© 2012   J Cosmo Newbery
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  1. LOL..that is so so cruel J Cosmo!

  2. Ha ha - so brilliantly witty!

  3. LOL! Very funny! I'm proud to have set you off in this direction. :)

  4. Lol, these are all very funny dear J Cosmo, but I am not liking the 'visuals'. :)
    xoxoxo ♡

  5. Brilliant, that last one is especially wicked!

  6. Ha..ha....I love it....I can't write in this form but you did it very well.

    Happy day to you~

  7. Ha! Giggles much appreciated, Mr N.

  8. I'm grinning from ear to ear :-)) Not sure if I ever dare try yoga now; that last verse will be there, hauntingly, in the back of my mind :-) I love your sense of humor!

  9. That is very funny J. And you've given me many more reasons to never take up yoga! xx

  10. Haven't been over in a while and now I'm so sorry, I've laughed so much at these, especially as I'm a senior yoga practitioner ( fully clothed)
    Thanks for the wonderful fun xxx

  11. As we know, yoga is enjoying an immense renaissance across the world - we know about Bikram's Hot Yoga, Lotus Pose, general physical pretzelling and oh so much about where to buy yoga clothes, yoga mats, even yoga gear for our pets! However, the history of yoga is a rich tapestry which deserves some mention. So without further ado, let us begin near the beginning.

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