Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week were: thoughtless, uptight, and woozy.
In Australia, Burger King is known as Hungry Jacks.
A playboy, from the very best stock,
Partied, paying no heed of the clock.
He awoke feeling woozy,
His headache was a doozy,
And the two sheep in his bed, a big shock.
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A fellow who enjoyed a free lifestyle,
Was entrance by a girl with a sweet wife smile.
And a thoughtless oversight
Of a condom that night,
Lead to a trip down the church aisle.
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A spinster, upright and most proper,
Was adamant no man would a’top her
But when she met Hungry Jack,
She leapt in the sack:
“I was entranced by the size of his Whopper.”
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© J Cosmo Newbery 2015
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Hey, are you intruding on Sancho's domain?
ReplyDeleteI am wondering what the playboy expected to find...
ReplyDeleteI love all three, and am still giggling at the last.
We all lose it in different ways! A sweet wife smile..even I'd be wary of that ;)
ReplyDeleteYou've been watching too many of "those" videos, Cosmo!
ReplyDeleteShhhh! ;-)
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