Friday, October 02, 2015

830 - Three Limericks

Three Word Wednesday requires participants
to use the three words of the week in a composition.
The words this week were: thoughtless, uptight, and woozy.

In Australia, Burger King is known as Hungry Jacks.

A playboy, from the very best stock,
Partied, paying no heed of the clock.
He awoke feeling woozy,
His headache was a doozy,
And the two sheep in his bed, a big shock.

A fellow who enjoyed a free lifestyle,
Was entrance by a girl with a sweet wife smile.
And a thoughtless oversight
Of a condom that night,
Lead to a trip down the church aisle.

A spinster, upright and most proper,
Was adamant no man would a’top her
But when she met Hungry Jack,
She leapt in the sack:
“I was entranced by the size of his Whopper.”
© J Cosmo Newbery 2015
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  1. Hey, are you intruding on Sancho's domain?

  2. I am wondering what the playboy expected to find...
    I love all three, and am still giggling at the last.

  3. We all lose it in different ways! A sweet wife smile..even I'd be wary of that ;)

  4. You've been watching too many of "those" videos, Cosmo!


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