873 - Not the Girl Next Door

Three Word Wednesday requires participants

to use the three words of the week in a composition.

The words this week are: Quick, Raw and Sassy.

Mad Kane has a weekly limerick challenge.

She provides the rhyme word, the rest is up to us.

This week the word is ‘lease’.

So, combining the two, we get…

Not the Girl Next Door.

A harlot, a young sassy piece,

Saw her business quite quickly increase.

“The example I see

Is Airbnb—

It’s a rental and not a full lease.

The woman, well known to police,

When arrested, protested “Pul-leese,

As I’ve told you before,

I like to sleep in the raw;

The men are just visiting their 'niece'.

Like Jason and the Argonaut caprice,

Men look for the famed piece of fleece.

Their sweet offers to pay,

Make me invite them to stay

But those who slip in, I release.”

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© J Cosmo Newbery 2016

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